Defy Your Own Group. Rebel Against Yourself.

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.

Food, Love, Career, And Mothers, The Four Major Guilt Groups.