When I'm Not Actually Doing My Work,

Soft Rock Music Isn’t Rock, And It Ain’t Music. It’s Just Soft.

People Are Dreaming If They Think They Have Rights. They've Never Had Rights. There's No Such Thing.

Scientists Announced Today That They Have Discovered A Cure For Apathy. However, They Claim No One Has Shown The Slightest Interest In It.

Have You Ever Wondered Why Republicans Are So Interested In Encouraging People To Volunteer In Their Communities? It’s Because Volunteers Work For No Pay. Republicans Have Been Trying To Get People To Work For No Pay For A Long Time.

I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble Eating Things That Are Merely Unconscious.