Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He

If I Ever Lose My Mind I Hope Some Honest Person Will Find It And Take It To Lost And Found.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer.

When Fascism Comes To America, It Will Not Be In Brown And Black Shirts. It Will Not Be With Jack-boots. It Will Be Nike Sneakers And Smiley Shirts. Germany Lost The Second World War. Fascism Won It. Believe Me, My Friend.

When People Say “clean As A Whistle”, They Forget That A Whistle Is Full Of Spit.

Life Is A Series Of Dogs.