When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.