When I Went South In The 1960s,

I Would Have Painted The White House Black. I Would Have!

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.

Because I'm A Civil Rights Activist, I Am Also An Animal Rights Activist. Animals And Humans Suffer And Die Alike. Violence Causes The Same Pain, The Same Spilling Of Blood, The Same Stench Of Death, The Same Arrogant, Cruel And Vicious Taking Of Life. We Shouldn't Be A Part Of It.

The Naacp Is A Wonderful Organization . . . But Do You Realize If Tomorrow Morning We Had Complete Integration, All Them Cats Would Be Outta Work?