When I Watched Braveheart I Was In

You Notice How They Always Put The Fruit And Veg At The Entrance To The Supermarket? You Go In Thinking 'this Is A Fresh Shop, Everything In Here Is Fresh! I Will Do Well To Shop Here'. You Never Go Straight To The Bit With The Toilet Paper, Loo Brushes And Such Do You? You'd Think 'this Is A Poo Shop! Everything In Here Is Themed On Poo!

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

For Me To Put A Look Together, If It's Going To Be A Boy Look Or A Girl Look Or Whatever, Is Quite A Tricky Thing To Do. I'm Not Doing Drag Because Drag Is Seen In A Certain Way And My Comedy Has Got Zero To Do With What I'm Wearing. I Could Wear An Elephant Suit And Say The Same Thing.