When I Was 19 Years Old, I

Life Is An Infiltration Course. We All Try And Get Through It. We All Try And Get Through It Unscathed - Maybe Not Hurt, Not Bruised. No Bones Broken, Maybe A Few Hearts Here And There.

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done. I Only Wish I Could Have Done More.

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.