When I Was Born I Owed Twelve

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma, The Less Terra.

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.