When I Was Born I Owed Twelve

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

Lawyers-they Get Together All Day And Say To Each Other, "what Can We Postpone Next?" The Only Thing They Don't Postpone, Of Course, Is Their Bill, Which Arrives Regularly. You've Heard About The Man Who Got The Bill From His Lawyer Which Said, "for Crossing The Street To Speak To You And Discovering It Was Not You, Twelve Dollars."

You've Heard Of People Living In A Fool's Paradise? Well, Leonora Has A Duplex There.