When I Was Born I Owed Twelve

God Finally Caught His Eye.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.