When I Want Your Opinion I'll Give

Would The Boy You Were Be Proud Of The Man You Are?

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like Taking A Bath-not So Hot Once You Get Accustomed To It.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those Who Admit It, And The Rest Of Us

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.