When I Got Out Of High School

Nothing You See On The Internet Is Mine Unless It Comes From One Of My Albums, Books, Hbo Specials, Or Appeared On My Website.

I’m A High-tech Low-life. A Cutting Edge, State-of-the-art Bi-coastal Multi-tasker And I Can Give You A Gigabyte In A Nanosecond!

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

If A Pig Loses Its Voice, Is It Disgruntled?

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.