When I Get In Deep Water, I

There Is Only One Basic Human Right, The Right To Do As You Damn Well Please.

Just As Some Things Are Too Strange For Fiction, Others Are Too True For Journalism.

My Grandmother Wouldn't Even Speak The Word Democrat If There Were Children In The Room, She'd Say Bastards Instead.

Dates Used To Be Made Days Or Even Weeks In Advance. Now Dates Tend To Be Made The Day After. That Is, You Get A Phone Call From Someone Who Says, "if Anyone Asks, I Was Out To Dinner With You Last Night, Okay?"

Cleanliness Becomes More Important When Godliness Is Unlikely.