When I Die, If The Word 'thong'

You Know, I Became A Director Out Of Necessity. I Was Writing Comedies, And I Couldn't Find Anybody To Deliver It Correctly.

If You're Going To Act And Do This For A Living, You Want To Play Something That The Audience Didn't Expect.

When You Improvise On The Spot, People Are Very Reluctant To Have Soft Moments Or Quiet Moments Or Sad Moments Because They're Trying To Fill Up The Spaces. So They Always Go Towards, "how Come You're Late?! You're Supposed To Have My Shirt Ready! You Call This A Dry Cleaner?!" That's What Happens. That's Why Improvising On The Spot Gets Very Dicey.

The Whole World Is Tense. Everybody Gets The International News. Theres Been No American Comedy At All That Even Remotely Addresses The Subject In Any Way. My Goal Isnt To Solve The Worlds Problems. My Character Wasnt Even Able To Do His Assignment. But The Premise Of Wanting To Find Out About Somebody -- Other Than The Stuff That The Cia Will Tell You -- Theres No Hope Unless We Do That.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.