I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny

I'm A Member Of The Academy, But I Don't Know Who All The Other Academy Members Are. It's Not Like A Politician Who Knows Who Is In The Iowa Caucus.

I Don't Want To Be The One To Break It To You, But The Future Ain't That Funny.

The Whole World Is Tense. Everybody Gets The International News. Theres Been No American Comedy At All That Even Remotely Addresses The Subject In Any Way. My Goal Isnt To Solve The Worlds Problems. My Character Wasnt Even Able To Do His Assignment. But The Premise Of Wanting To Find Out About Somebody -- Other Than The Stuff That The Cia Will Tell You -- Theres No Hope Unless We Do That.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

I Can't Not Put Humor In A Book.