I Don't Want To Be The One

Twitter, To Me, Works If You're Funny. Twitter Doesn't Work As A Promotional Tool Unless You Do It Very, Very, Very Occasionally.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.

Nothing Surprises Me. After Donald Trump, Nothing Matters, Does It?

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.

I Was In Kashmir Last Weekend. Went To Visit One Of My Sweaters.