When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball

Most Collisions Out On The Fields Are Needless.

The Way Those Clubs Shift Against Ted Williams, I Can't Understand How He Can Be So Stupid Not To Accept The Challenge To Him And Hit To Left Field.

The Best Recommendation For An Umpire In The Old Days Was: "he Licked Somebody In The Three-i League. He Ought To Do.

To Get Along With Me, Don't Increase My Tension.

Don't Come Home A Failure.