I Regret To This Day That I

I Have Observed That Baseball Is Not Unlike War, And When You Get Right Down To It, We Batters Are The Heavy Artillery.

The Base Paths Belonged To Me, The Runner. The Rules Gave Me The Right. I Always Went Into A Bag Full Speed, Feet First. I Had Sharp Spikes On My Shoes. If The Baseman Stood Where He Had No Business To Be And Got Hurt, That Was His Fault.

When Two Doctors Pass Each Other On The Street They Wink At Each Other.

The Most Important Part Of A Player's Body Is Above His Shoulders.

Don't Come Home A Failure.