When I Am In New York, I

The Only Love That Lasts Is Unrequited Love.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

My Education Was Dismal. I Went To A Series Of Schools For Mentally Disturbed Teachers.

Tradition Is The Illusion Of Permanance.

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.