Those Who Can't Do, Teach!

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.

Sentence Structure Is Innate, But Whining Is Acquired.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

Do I Believe In God? I Did Until Mother's Accident. She Fell On Some Meat Loaf And It Penetrated Her Spleen.

Once The Movie's Over, There's Not Much Point. When The Thing Is Edited, Mixed, And Color-corrected, And You've Finished It... In My Case, I Never Read Anything About It, I Never Think About It.