When He Worked, He Really Worked. But

When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... ...they Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.

Don't Grumble! Don't Stew! Some Critters Are Much-much, Oh, Ever So Much-much So Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

Cat, You Ruined Mom's Dress!" "honey, It Was Ruined When She Bought It.

Too Different From Other Juveniles On The Market To Warrant Its Selling.

Nonsense Wakes Up The Brain Cells. And It Helps Develop A Sense Of Humor, Which Is Awfully Important In This Day And Age.