When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make People Laugh And Think, But Makes Them Laugh And Change.

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"