When God Ignores You, The Devil Starts

The Truth May Not Set You Free, But Used Carefully, It Can Confuse The Hell Out Of Your Enemies.

Ma Petite Is Not A Subtle Woman. Unless You Say It, She Will Not Understand It.

Never Criticize, Unless You Can Do A Better Job.

You Cannot Die Of Grief, Though It Feels As If You Can. A Heart Does Not Actually Break, Though Sometimes Your Chest Aches As If It Is Breaking. Grief Dims With Time. It Is The Way Of Things. There Comes A Day When You Smile Again, And You Feel Like A Traitor. How Dare I Feel Happy. How Dare I Be Glad In A World Where My Father Is No More. And Then You Cry Fresh Tears, Because You Do Not Miss Him As Much As You Once Did, And Giving Up Your Grief Is Another Kind Of Death.

Vampires Were Always Either Trying To Kill Me, Or Own Me. God I Hated Being Popular.