I Wondered If I Had Offended Him.

I Hate Women Who Complain About Being Fat When They're Like A Size 5. Anything Under Size 5 Isn't A Woman. It's A Boy With Breasts.

When God Ignores You, The Devil Starts Looking Good.

I Thought Of Several Alec Smart Remarks, But You Should Humor Crazy People When You're At Their Mercy; It's A Rule.

You're Up To Something," I Said. He Turned, Eyes Wide, Long Fingers Pressed To His Heart. "moi?" "yeah, You.

Women May Get To Wear Lots Of Pretty Colors, But Men Get The Comfortable Shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter