I Wondered If I Had Offended Him.

Would You Truly Sleep With Strangers?" "i Don't Know, I Haven't Met The Strangers Yet.

Some Issues Stay Fresh Every Time You Open Them Up. It's Like Evil Magical Tupperware -- It Stays Fresh Forever.

Sometimes It's Not The Optimist You Need, But Another Pessimist To Walk Beside You.

Now That's An Okay That Really Means Okay, Not That Okay That Women Use That Means Everything But Okay.

If They Cheat, Can I Shoot Them?