When Everyone Is Somebody, Then No One's

He Led His Regiment From Behind. He Found It Less Exciting.

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

Saturday Afternoon, Although Occurring At Regular And Well-foreseen Intervals, Always Takes This Railway By Surprise.

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.