When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With

He Was Seized And Dragged Off To King Philip, And Being Asked Who He Was, Replied, "a Spy Upon Your Insatiable Greed."

I Threw My Cup Away When I Saw A Child Drinking From His Hands At The Trough.

On Being Asked By Someone How He Could Become Famous, Diogenes Responded: 'by Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame

Plato Had Defined Man As An Animal, Biped And Featherless, And Was Applauded. Diogenes Plucked A Fowl And Brought It Into The Lecture-room With The Words, "behold Plato's Man!"

He Was Breakfasting In The Marketplace, And The Bystanders Gathered Round Him With Cries Of "dog." "it Is You Who Are Dogs," Cried He, "when You Stand Round And Watch Me At My Breakfast."