The Health And Vigor Necessary For The

Most Men Are Within A Finger's Breadth Of Being Mad.

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

Man Is The Most Intelligent Of The Animals - And The Most Silly.

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.

Wise Kings Generally Have Wise Counselors; And He Must Be A Wise Man Himself Who Is Capable Of Distinguishing One.