When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.