How Fast Does A Zebra Have To

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

When I Was Younger, I'd Get Very Empirical With Myself. "i Have A Hypothesis About Myself. I'll Put Myself In A Situation, See What Happens, Then I'll Draw A Conclusion Based On The Empirical Evidence. Hypothesis: I Can Play Basketball." So I'd Try. "conclusion: I Cannot Play Basketball."

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

I Didn't Do Improv In College, I Never Performed, I Didn't Do Theater Either. I Was In Student Government, I Was A History Major.