What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.

Corruption Is Worse Than Prostitution. The Latter Might Endanger The Morals Of An Individual, The Former Invariably Endangers The Morals Of The Entire Country.

Children Today Laugh At Fathers Who Tell Them About Dragons. It Is Necessary To Make Fear A Required Subject; Otherwise Children Will Never Learn It.

The Trouble With Germans Is Not That They Fire Shells, But That They Engrave Them With Quotations From Kant.

I Knew A Man Who Carried His Education In His Vest Pocket Because There Was More Room There Than In His Head.

The Ultimate Aim Of Psychoanalysis Is To Attribute Art To Mental Weakness, And Then To Trace The Weakness Back To The Point Where, According To Analytic Dogma, It Originated Namely, The Lavatory.