Corruption Is Worse Than Prostitution. The Latter

A Comprehensive Education Is A Well-stocked Pharmacy: But We Have No Assurance That Potassium Cyanide Will Not Be Administered Fora Head Cold.

The New Psychiatrists Say That Everything And Anything Can Be Traced Back To Sexual Causes. Their Method, For Example, Could Be Explained As The Eroticism Of Father Confessors.

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

The Trouble With Germans Is Not That They Fire Shells, But That They Engrave Them With Quotations From Kant.

In A Well-run Mental Household There Ought To Be A Thorough Cleaning At The Threshold Of Consciousness A Few Times A Year.