What The Hell Is Wrong With Him

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

I Don't Know (if They Were Men Or Women Running Naked Across The Field). They Had Bags Over Their Heads.

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

I Usually Take A Two-hour Nap From One To Four.

A Nickel Is Not Worth A Penny More.