What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails

Believe In Something For Another World, But Don't Be Too Set On What It Is, And Then You Won't Start Out That Life With A Disappontment. Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose You Are Ahead.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.

A Remark Generally Hurts In Proportion To Its Truth.

Invest In Inflation. It Is The Only Thing Going Up.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.