The Schools Ain't What They Used To

One-third Of The People In The United States Promote, While The Other Two-thirds Provide.

You See, In Washington They Have These Bodies, Senate And The House Of Representatives. That Is For The Convenience Of The Visitors. If There Is Nothing Funny Happening In One, There Is Sure To Be In The Other, And In Case One Body Passes A Good Bill, Why, The Other Can See It In Time And Kill It.

No Nation Ever Had Two Better Friends That We Have. You Know Who They Are? The Atlantic And Pacific Oceans.

There Is Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating

There Is A Hundred Things To Single You Out For Promotion In Party Politics Besides Ability.