What Stupid F - King Idiot Gets

The Cruelest Lies Are Often Told Without A Word The Kindest Truths Are Often Spoken, Never Heard

I Used To Do This Big Rant At The End Of Some Gigs With Ben Folds Five. The Band Broke Into This Big Heavy Metal Thing And I Started As A Joke To Scream In A Heavy Metal Falsetto. I Found Myself Saying Things Like: Feel My Pain, I Am White, Feel My Pain.

What Stupid F - King Idiot Gets Married A Second Time If The First Time Didn't Work Out?

Billy Joel And Joe Jackson Were Both Great, And They Both Play Piano.

Notes Don't Make Music Until You Learn To Insert Silence Between Them.