What Makes People Laugh? . . .

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.

To Say, "well, I Write When I Really Get Into It" Is A Bunch Of Bull. Put The Paper In The Typewriter, Stare At It A Long Time, Get Snowblindness If You Have To, But Write Something.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

I Love My Mother For All The Times She Said Absolutely Nothing.... Thinking Back On It All, It Must Have Been The Most Difficult Part Of Mothering She Ever Had To Do: Knowing The Outcome, Yet Feeling She Had No Right To Keep Me From Charting My Own Path. I Thank Her For All Her Virtues, But Mostly For Never Once Having Said, "i Told You So.