What Is Thanksgiving Without A Nutty Relative?

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Be Vague.

Honesty Has Come To Mean The Privilege Of Insulting You To Your Face Without Expecting Redress.

From Memorial Day To Labor Day, You May Wear White Shoes. Not Before And Not After. As A Command, The White Shoe Edict Should Be Clear And Simple Enough. Do Not Violate It. In A Society In Which Everything Else Has Become Relative, A Matter Of How It Makes You Feel, A Question Between You And Your Conscience, And An Opportunity For You To Be Really You, This Is An Absolute.

Chaperons Don't Enforce Morality; They Force Immorality To Be Discreet.

It Is One Of Miss Manners's Great Discoveries That One Needn't Contradict Others In Order To Set Them Straight.