Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise...

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

Money Can't Buy Poverty.

I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.

He Made Us Laugh, He Took My Pain Away. I Love You, Lauretta.