What In The Name Of Hitler's Panties

And That's When It Fell Off In My Hand

Dance Of The Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, That's Got A Nice Ring To It.

The Tannoy Is Crackling But I Can Only Hear Heavy Breathing And Snuffling. ... Uh-oh, The Tannoy Is Crackling Again. "sorry About That, Ladies And Gentlemen, I Momentarily Lost Hold Of My Pie.

...then It Said On The News, "and Tonight The Prime Minister Has Just Got To Number Ten." I Looked Down At Jas And Said, "ooer." Meaning He'd Got To Number Ten On The Snogging Scale. And Then We Both Laughed Like Loons. Vati Just Looked At Us Like We Were Mad.

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.