And That's When It Fell Off In

And The Kittykats Would Have To Erect Scaffolding And A Pulley To Get Him Down. Mind You, I Wouldn't Put That Past Them. Sometimes When They Are Behind The Sofa Supposedly Purring, I Think They Are Drilling.

Watching Tv Mum Said," Do You Miss Your Dad?" And I Said," Who?

Look, I Can't Go Out With You, Because... Because... Because I'm A Lesbian.

When We Did Eventually Get To The Party - Me Walking Next To Dad's Volvo Driving At Five Miles An Hour - I Had A Horrible Time. Everyone Laughed At First But Then More Or Less Ignored Me. In A Mood Of Defiant Stuffed Oliveness I Did Have A Dance By Myself But Things Kept Crashing To The Floor Around Me. The Host Asked If I Would Sit Down. I Had A Go At That But It Was Useless. In The End I Was At The Gate For About An Hour Before Dad Arrived.

Jassie, Guess What I'm Dancing In!' 'i Don't Know, A Bowl?' 'non... I Am Dancing In My Nuddy-pants!