What I Like To Write About Is

I Was Once Asked To Do My Tarzan Yell At Bergdorf Goodman, And A Guard Burst In With A Gun! Now I Only Do It Under Controlled Circumstances.

My Grandmother And I Followed My Mother Here, To A House A Block North Of Hollywood Boulevard But A Million Miles Away From Hollywood, If You Know What I Mean. We Would Hang Out Behind The Ropes And Look At The Movie Stars Arriving At The Premieres.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.

I Have A Great Memory.