What I Like About Golf Is There

I Have Seriously Thought About Retiring, But That Was On A Good Day. On A Bad Day I've Thought About Killing Myself.

I Am Not Playing Wimbledon Because I Am Allergic To Grass.

But It's Very Difficult, I Can Tell You I Played The Czech Open A Few Times And It's Very Difficult Just To Go On To A Scene Where The Course Is Prepared Differently When The Greens Are Fast And He's Not Used To It And They're Hard As A Rock And He's Not Used To It.

If You Lose, It Hurts, But As Long As You Have Fought Hard, You Can Still Feel Good About Yourself.

I Believe The Brain Is Like A Muscle - Like Any Other It Can Be Improved.