What Do They Call That Hat Jewish

I’m Not A Religious Person; I Would Call Myself An Atheist. I Don’t Have A Good Story Behind It, I’m Just Reasonable.

I Was Always Cutting Words. I Even Would Write My Jokes In My Notebook. I Still Do This, Almost Like A Poem.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I Hated My Mom For Not Letting Me Play Football As A Kid. So When I Have Kids Someday, I Guarantee They'll Never Meet Their Grandmother.

I Can Drink Like A Fish, Or At Least, Someone Born With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.