Trying Is The First Step Toward Failure.

Whenever A Man Is Tired, Wine Is A Great Restorer Of Strength.

Blame The Guy Who Doesn't Speak Engish.

Look Now How Mortals Are Blaming The Gods, For They Say That Evils Come From Us, But In Fact They Themselves Have Woes Beyond Their Share Because Of Their Own Follies.

There Is Satiety In All Things, In Sleep, And Love-making, In The Loveliness Of Singing And The Innocent Dance.

Sensitive Love Letters Are My Specialty. 'dear Baby, Welcome To Dumpsville. Population: You.'