Trying Is The First Step Toward Failure.

Thou Wilt Lament Hereafter, When The Evil Shall Be Done And Shall Admit No Cure.

To Labour Is The Lot Of Man Below; And When Jove Gave Us Life, He Gave Us Woe.

Nothing Shall I, While Sane, Compare With A Friend.

Oh, My Tattered Rags Are Caught On Your Coffee Table.

The Whims Of Youth Break All The Rules.