Blame The Guy Who Doesn't Speak Engish.

It Is Wrong To Sorrow Without Ceasing.

Thou Shalt Not Take Moochers Into Thy Hut?

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.

To Speak His Thoughts Is Every Freeman's Right, In Peace And War, In Council And In Fight.

See Now, How Men Lay Blame Upon Us Gods For What Is After All Nothing But Their Own Folly.