What Brings People Down Is The Same

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

[on Lisa Kudrow:] She's Like The Best Kind Of Jazz There Is. You Don't Know What Note She's Going To Hit And It's Always A Surprise.

My Father Says That Almost The Whole World Is Asleep, Everybody You Know, Everybody You See, Everybody You Talk To. He Says That Only A Few People Are Awake And They Live In A State Of Constant Total Amazement.

It Would Be Really Great If People Would Realize That Stars Are Only People With The Same Weaknesses And Flaws, Not Immaculate Idols.

What Brings People Down Is The Same Thing Over And Over.