The Ultimate Date For Me Would Be

All Of [motherhood] Surprised Me. It Surprised Me From The Very First Second I Saw Jack. I'd Believed That My Pregnancy Was A Condition. It Never Computed. And There He Was. Everyone Made Fun Of Me Because I Stared At Him For Months And Months, Not Being Able To Believe He Was Real.

When I Wear High Heels I Have A Great Vocabulary And I Speak In Paragraphs. I'm More Eloquent. I Plan To Wear Them More Often.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

What Brings People Down Is The Same Thing Over And Over.

Clearly Romantic Comedy Is My Franchise Genre, I Don't Mind Saying That, It's True. I Love Doing Them And Hopefully Always Will Do Them.