What A Terrible Thing Life Can Be.

I Sighed; As Comforting As It May Be To Some Of Us, Sarcasm, Like Youth, Is Wasted On The Young.

Perhaps Because I'll Never Be One, Humans Are Interesting To Me.

And I Was Having Too Much Fun To Stop Now.

And What Did You Do Last Night, Dexter? Oh, I Played With My Dolls While A Friend Chopped Up My Sister.

I Often Find Myself In Situations Where It Seems To Me Like Everyone Else Has Read The Instruction Book