A Man Who Discovers His Pants Are

I Thought About The Nice Clothes That I Always Wore. Well Of Course I Did. I Took Pride In Being The Best Dressed Monster In Dade County.

I Was Good At Being Charming, One Of My Very Few Vanities.

Nothing Else Loves Me, Or Ever Will. Not Even - Especially - Me. I Know What I Am And That Is Not A Thing To Love.

It’s Like, Everything Really Is Two Ways, The Way We All Pretend It Is And The Way It Really Is

I Stood Up. It Was All Too Much. I Could Not Even Meet My Own Expectations, And To Be Asked To Deal With All Theirs Too Was Suffocating.