We're So Trendy We Can't Even Escape

I Own A '66 Jaguar. That's The Guitar I Polish, And Baby - I Refuse To Let Anyone Touch It When I Jump Into The Crowd.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.

I Had A Really Good Childhood Up Until I Was Nine Years Old. Then A Classic Case Of Divorce Really Affected Me And I Moved Back And Forth Between Relatives All The Time. And I Just Became Extremely Depressed And Withdrawn.

My Songs Have Always Been Frustrating Themes, Relationships That I've Had. And Now That I'm In Love, I Expect It To Be Really Happy, Or At Least There Won't Be Half As Much Anger As There Was.