We're Sex Pistols, We Ain't Fake.

I've Been Asked Over The Years To Compile A List Of Desert-island Discs. I Couldn't Do That. If I Was Trapped On A Desert Island, I Don't Think I'd Want 10 Songs To Bring With Me.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

When You Grew Up Like Me And My Four Brothers, You End Up Feeling Somewhat Inadequate, Like Somehow You Don't Count.

If You Give Me The Chance, I'll Destroy America For You.

Michael Jackson Plays The Wounded Puppy Very Well. 'i Must Be The Loneliest Man In The World'. Well, You're Not A Man. And The Loneliness Is Self Inflicted, So Sod Off You Pathetic Puerile Pimp. I Wonder What Color His Willy Is.