We're Going To Make That Lone Star

Like Most Of Us, I Determined That I'd Rather Be A Large Part Of The Problem Than A Small Part Of The Solution.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.